Let’s face it—lust can seriously impair your judgment. It’s hard enough for most women to meet a sane, single, straight specimen—so who has time for a psychoanalytic debriefing with a hot new guy on the horizon? Enter Patricia Carlin’s hilarious and handy guide, How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist. A cross between The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, The Rules, and He's Just Not That Into You, How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist teaches women to identify the warning signs associated with a spectrum of Mr. Wrongs, from cult leaders to closeted homosexuals, passive aggressives, polygamists, Scientologists, and avowed Trekkies. More importantly, this irreverent, outrageous “guide” offers tips on whether you should hang onto these guys or quickly and safely dump them. Here’s the book that will help all women know, before they find themselves tossed in a shallow grave behind the interstate, that they’ll never meet a nice guy there.