By David Vienna
Author David Vienna’s
parenting handbook offers
the anxious mom and dad
a reason to relax. Equal
parts authoritative and
humorous, Calm the F*ck
Down is for parents who
desperately need a chill pill.
Featured in the Huffi ngton
Post, Jezebel, and The
Atlantic.
Flexi-binding,
112 pages
- Full-color
throughout
- Illustrations
Includes advice
from actual
experts
- Book inspired by
David Vienna’s
viral blog post
- Smart, funny tone
- Covers scenarios
from “My baby
won’t poop”
to “My child
doesn’t know the
alphabet” (and
how to CTFD)
- Memorable title
will get people
talking
- Great gift for
new parents
(or anyone with
a kid)
- Self-purchase
for parents
who need
reassurance
-Baby shower
gift
