Dirty Words of Wisdom features timeless advice and profound profanity by everyone from Mark Twain and Eleanor Roosevelt to Bernie Mac, Ozzy Osbourne, and Margaret Cho. Here are just three of our favorites: "You can't talk about fucking in America. People say you're dirty. But if you want to talk about killing someone, that's cool." -Richard Pryor "My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now." -Cameron Diaz "Take away the right to say 'fuck,' and you take away the right to say, 'fuck the government.'" -Lenny Bruce Complete with inspirational full-color artwork and plenty of uncensored, unexpurgated advice, Dirty Words of Wisdom is a literary heirloom that your family will cherish for generations.